 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.  Wear yours upside-down.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ One word: Flatulence!
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Do Tai Chi exercises.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Give religious tracts to each passenger.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Meow occassionally.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Leave a box between the doors.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Start a sing-along.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Play the harmonica.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Shadow box.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Say "Ding!" at each floor.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Lean against the button panel.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Bring a chair along.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Blow spit bubbles.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Take a List of peoples names, look at each person individualy and cross a name off the list while shaking your head.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Stand offensivly in front of the button panel.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Block the door. dont let anyone in or out.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Dance to the elevator music.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ While in between floors, hit the emergency stop button and have a nervous breakdown.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ While in between floors, hit the emergency stop button and act important.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ While in between floors, hit the emergency stop button and constantly check your watch impatinely, then hit the emergency stop button again.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Ask everyone if they have the cure for lycanthropy.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Ask everyone their maritial status.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Have a conversation with no one in specific.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Make up a language and ask people questions. Be persistent.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Push all the buttons before you get off.. pity the next person that gets on
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ State to dead air : "Looks like a full moon tonight, Lem."
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Kick the side of the elevator until everyone leaves.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Jam minature marshmellows up your nose and sneeze them out. see how many you can do at once.
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Pull a noose out of your bag and say under your breath "Now... where can I hang this?"
 $+ %c1 $+ Fun Things to do in an Elevator: $+  %c2 $+ Braid the hairs in each nostril.