 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #2. $+  %c2 $+ You woke me up for that?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #3. $+  %c2 $+ Did I mention the video camera?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #4. $+  %c2 $+ Do you smell something burning?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #5. $+  %c2 $+ (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #6. $+  %c2 $+ Try breathing through your nose.
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #7. $+  %c2 $+ A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #8. $+  %c2 $+ Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #9. $+  %c2 $+ Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #10. $+  %c2 $+ But whipped cream makes me break out. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #11. $+  %c2 $+ Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #12. $+  %c2 $+ (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #13. $+  %c2 $+ Can you please pass me the remote control? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #14. $+  %c2 $+ Do you accept Visa?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #15. $+  %c2 $+ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #16. $+  %c2 $+ On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #17. $+  %c2 $+ And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #18. $+  %c2 $+ So much for mouth-to-mouth.
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #19. $+  %c2 $+ (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #20. $+  %c2 $+ Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #21. $+  %c2 $+ (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #22. $+  %c2 $+ Do you get any premium movie channels? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #23. $+  %c2 $+ Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #24. $+  %c2 $+ (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #25. $+  %c2 $+ Got any penicillin?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #26. $+  %c2 $+ But I just brushed my teeth...
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #27. $+  %c2 $+ Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #28. $+  %c2 $+ I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #29. $+  %c2 $+ I want a baby!
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #30. $+  %c2 $+ So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #31. $+  %c2 $+ (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #32. $+  %c2 $+ Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #33. $+  %c2 $+ Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #34. $+  %c2 $+ I think you have it on backwards.
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #35. $+  %c2 $+ When is this supposed to feel good? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #36. $+  %c2 $+ Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #37. $+  %c2 $+ You're good enough to do this for a living! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #38. $+  %c2 $+ Is that blood on the headboard?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #39. $+  %c2 $+ Did I remember to take my pill?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #40. $+  %c2 $+ Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #41. $+  %c2 $+ I wish we got the Playboy channel... 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #42. $+  %c2 $+ That leak better be from the waterbed! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #43. $+  %c2 $+ I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #44. $+  %c2 $+ But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #45. $+  %c2 $+ Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #46. $+  %c2 $+ If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #47. $+  %c2 $+ No, really... I do this part better myself! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #48. $+  %c2 $+ It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #49. $+  %c2 $+ This would be more fun with a few more people.. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #50. $+  %c2 $+ You're almost as good as my ex!
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #51. $+  %c2 $+ Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #52. $+  %c2 $+ Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #53. $+  %c2 $+ You look younger than you feel.
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #54. $+  %c2 $+ Perhaps you're just out of practice. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #55. $+  %c2 $+ You sweat more than a galloping stallion! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #56. $+  %c2 $+ They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #57. $+  %c2 $+ Now I know why he/she dumped you...
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #58. $+  %c2 $+ Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #59. $+  %c2 $+ You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #60. $+  %c2 $+ What tampon?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #61. $+  %c2 $+ Have you ever considered liposuction? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #62. $+  %c2 $+ And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #63. $+  %c2 $+ What are you planning to make for breakfast? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #64. $+  %c2 $+ I have a confession...
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #65. $+  %c2 $+ I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #66. $+  %c2 $+ Are those real or am I just behind the times? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #67. $+  %c2 $+ Were you by any chance repressed as a child? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #68. $+  %c2 $+ Is that a hanging sculpture?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #69. $+  %c2 $+ You'll still vote for me, won't you? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #70. $+  %c2 $+ Did I mention my transsexual operation? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #71. $+  %c2 $+ I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #72. $+  %c2 $+ I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #74. $+  %c2 $+ A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #75. $+  %c2 $+ Does this count as a date?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #76. $+  %c2 $+ Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #77. $+  %c2 $+ Hic! I need another beer for this please. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #78. $+  %c2 $+ I think biting is romantic- don't you? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #79. $+  %c2 $+ Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #80. $+  %c2 $+ When would you like to meet my parents? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #81. $+  %c2 $+ Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...  Woman: Yourself?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #82. $+  %c2 $+ Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #83. $+  %c2 $+ Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #84. $+  %c2 $+ Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #85. $+  %c2 $+ (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #86. $+  %c2 $+ I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #87. $+  %c2 $+ Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman. 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #88. $+  %c2 $+ Sorry but I don't do toes!
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #89. $+  %c2 $+ You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #90. $+  %c2 $+ Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #91. $+  %c2 $+ Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper... 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #92. $+  %c2 $+ I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer". 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #93. $+  %c2 $+ So that's why they call you MR. Flash! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #94. $+  %c2 $+ My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #95. $+  %c2 $+ Is this a sin too?
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #96. $+  %c2 $+ I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #97. $+  %c2 $+ Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #98. $+  %c2 $+ Long kisses clog my sinuses...
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #99. $+  %c2 $+Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise... 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #100. $+  %c2 $+ How long do you plan to be "almost there"? 
 $+ %c1 $+ Things Not to Say During Sex #101. $+  %c2 $+ You mean you're NOT my blind date?